MUSES : Au premier jour du monde, Le monde était peuplé d'êtres immondes. Ces dégoûtants, répugnants géants appelés Titans C'était un vrai guêpier, On ne savait plus sur quel pied danser. La terre entière tremblait, souffrait, Crachait un feu d'enfer WAOUH ! Tu chauffes ma fille Quand soudain survint Zeus, Et broyant d'un éclair, Ces brutes, Qui s'étonnèrent de ce tonnerre, Volèrent. Qui vivaient sur terre, C'est clair, à l'envers
Çà c'est du Gospel pur ! Ce gars mérite un A, C'est un vrai As !
Tout le monde en fait un plat. Vas-y ma grande Tout seul dompter chaque créature, Même si sa pointure est démesure, C'est du Gospel pur ! Tout en haut de l'Olympe, Des Dieux en cure de sinécure. Même si ce ne sont que des murmures, C'est du Gospel pur
REPRISE I: Lui, le Dieu des Enfers, Avec les morts, vidures et pervers, Il n'est qu'injures, blessures et brûlures. Çà c'est du Gospel pur !
Il jette au monde sa rage en pâture, Çà c'est du Gospel pur !
REPRISE II : Hercule devint mortel, Mais n'ayant pas bu tout le breuvage, Il conserva force et courage, Par la Grâce du Ciel ! Vas-y chérie
Zeus et Héra pleurèrent, Ce fils qui ne reviendrait jamais, Qu'ils devaient regarder grandir, Sans pouvoir le chérir. Malgré ses noirs desseins, Hadès ne put forcer le destin. L'enfant prit fière et belle allure. Çà c'est du Gospel pur Du Gospel pur |
MUSES : Back when the world was new The planet Earth was down on its luck And ev'rywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok. It was a nasty place There was a mess wherever you stepped Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
And then came along Zeus He hurled his thunderbolt He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault They're trapped And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth The guy was too type A to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Through, honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth On Mt. Olympus life was neat and Smooth as sweet vermouth Though, honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth
REPRISE I: He ran the Underworld But thought the dead were dull and uncouth He was as mean as he was ruthless And that's the gospel truth
He had a plan to shake things up And that's the gospel truth
REPRISE II : Young Herc was mortal now But since he did not drink the last drop He still retained his godlike strength So thank his lucky stars
But Zeus and Hera wept Because their son could never come home They'd have to watch their precious baby Grow up from afar Though Hades horrid plan Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth The boy grew stronger ev'ry day and That's the gospel truth gospel truth
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